Christina Aguilera - you’re a bitch. Now I am at peace with my 11 year old self for liking the then sluttier Britney Spears over you. (This was before “Xtina” was released.)
Who is drunk? Amy.
First. Here’s my bucket list.
Make a speech. In front of 10,000 people.
About the racism against Scandinavians.
Buy two pugs. Or one pug and a Newfoundland. Newfs only live for 6 years. Depressing.
punch Carson Daily in the face. Is it Daly or who cares?
He scares me. As does Michael Buble. In hell, Michael Buble would be playing…. all of the time. Fuck that guy, LOVE Canadians…he is no Michael J. Fox, Avril, Seth Rogen, nor Ryan Reynolds.
four. Meet Donald Trump. And I don’t know what I’d say to him. Probably, that his show deserves every emmy possible. And, I’d bang him.
Make sweet love to Obama. I’d be grabbin on to those ears like lifeboats ….I guess during the Titanic…because I can’t think of any other major ship sinking in the past 212 years.
is Kyle bi-sexual? I hope so. Because then we can both bang Aziz Ansari. I love that dude.
My boobs look stupid.
Had a dream that I slept with Bob Dylan. At my parent’s house. And he wouldn’t leave in the morning. He’s 71, so I guess he didn’t want to rush himself.
